Your Dream Dog is a Full-Time Job

Stop picking pets based on photos. If your Tuesday schedule is packed, a high-energy breed will break your home.

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The 'Weekend Self' Trap

You think you'll hike 5 miles (8 km) every Saturday. But your dog needs that energy every single day. Don't build a life on an aspiration.

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Audit Your 168 Hours

Subtract sleep, work, and chores. What's left? If you can't find two 45-minute blocks daily, a high-energy pet isn't the move.

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Energy is the Battery

Drive is the motor. A high-drive dog doesn't just need a run; they need a mission. Without a job, they'll make one—like eating your couch.

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Track for 14 Days

Don't guess. Record your actual movement for two weeks. Your average day is the real limit for your future pet.

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Try a 'Sniffari' Instead

20 minutes of intense sniffing is more tiring for a dog than a 1-hour run. Mental work drains the battery faster than physical work.

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The 21-Hour Debt

High-drive breeds can demand 21 hours of direct engagement per week. If your audit shows a deficit, you have to trade something else.

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Signs You’re Losing

Destructive chewing, 'zoomies' at midnight, and leash reactivity are screams for stimulation. It’s not 'bad behavior'; it’s a mismatch.

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Outsource the Burn

Can't do the morning walk? Hire a professional. Dog walkers and daycare aren't luxuries; they're essential tools for busy owners.

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Forget the Labels

A 'lazy' Greyhound still needs a sprint. A 'chilled' Bulldog might have medical limits. Look at the individual, not the Wikipedia page.

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Check the Hardware

Consult a vet before pushing exercise. Puppies have growing joints; seniors have hidden aches. Don't fix a behavior issue with a physical one.

This isn't a Pet. It's a Roommate.

Matching a pet isn't about finding a soulmate; it's about finding a roommate who shares your schedule. Choose the life you actually live, not the one you wish for.

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