Your mate is hiding something

Aussie pets are experts at masking pain. By the time you notice a limp, the issue is already advanced. Here is how to spot it early.

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Make it a Sunday arvo ritual

Between the Bunnings run and the BBQ, spend 10 minutes on a nose-to-tail check. It is the only way to know what is 'normal' for your pet.

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The 'Vegemite' ear test

Healthy ears are clean. If they smell yeasty—like a jar of Vegemite—or look red, an infection is brewing. Swipe to see the mouth →

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The bubblegum pink rule

Press their gums. They should snap back from white to pink in 2 seconds. In our summer heat, 'tacky' or dry gums mean dehydration.

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Feel for the hidden 'marbles'

Check under the jaw and behind the knees. Healthy lymph nodes feel like peas. If they feel like hard marbles, it is a major red flag.

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The ribcage reality check

Can you feel the ribs easily? If you are digging through 'extra treats' padding, your mate is carrying too many kilos for their joints.

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Is that belly 'wooden'?

Gently press the abdomen. It should be soft and relaxed. A hard, tense tummy or groaning is a clear sign of internal pain.

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Watch the rise and fall

At rest, aim for 15-30 breaths per minute. Laboured breathing or a post-walk cough could indicate heart or lung trouble.

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Perform the 'Tick Walk'

Crawl your fingers against the grain. On the East Coast, a tiny crater or a hard bump could be a deadly paralysis tick.

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Hot bitumen and bindi-eyes

Check pads for burns or seeds. If their nails click on the floorboards, they are too long and will cause serious joint pain.

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Spot the 'bunny hop'

Watch them walk. Short steps or a head bob often start months before a visible limp. Catching arthritis early saves years of pain.

This isn't a chore. It's a lifeline.

A 10-minute check-up isn't just about finding lumps; it's about knowing your mate so well that trouble has nowhere to hide. Consistency beats intensity.

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